Dr. Demento Collection

Genre: Novelty, Comedy, Humor, Classic, Insanity
Date: 1985-2002
Country: USA
Audio codec: MP3
Quality: VBR
Playtime: 1:08:00:56

Thanks to Pale Horse

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time 1940’s

1. The OKeh Laughing Record (2:49)
2. Hooray For Captain Spaulding (3:13)
3. Inka Dinka Doo (1:43)
4. Minnie The Moocher (3:13)
5. I’m Popeye The Sailor Man (2:29)
6. Three Little Fishies (3:08)
7. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones (3:21)
8. Cocktails For Two (3:00)
9. Too Fat Polka (3:03)
10. I’m My Own Grandpa (3:07)
11. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) (2:58)
12. Shaving Cream (2:43)
13. The Freckle Song (2:43)
14. Pico And Sepulveda (2:33)

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time 1950’s

1. The Purple People Eater (2:17)
2. Transfusion (2:27)
3. Flying Saucer (4:21)
4. The Battle Of Kookamonga (2:40)
5. Stranded In The Jungle (3:07)
6. The Mummy (2:04)
7. Russian Bandstand (2:15)
8. The Thing (2:21)
9. Masochism Tango (2:52)
10. Little Blue Riding Hood (3:31)
11. Sunday Driving (2:43)
12. One Of These Days – Pow! (3:12)
13. The Dinghy Song (2:51)
14. Eloise (2:22)

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time 1960’s

1. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight) (2:35)
2. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (2:25)
3. Martian Hop (2:15)
4. Alley-Oop (2:45)
5. Gitarzan (3:13)
6. Surfin’ Bird (2:24)
7. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (2:54)
8. Monster Mash (3:12)
9. Mr. Custer (3:08)
10. They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (2:14)
11. The Eggplant That Ate Chicago (2:44)
12. Bounce Your Boobies (3:14)
13. Tip-Toe Thru’ The Tulips With Me (1:52)
14. So Long, Mom (A Song For World War III) (1:41)

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time 1970’s

1. Short People (2:59)
2. Junk Food Junkie (3:07)
3. My Bologna (2:26)
4. Fish Heads (2:27)
5. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out (2:47)
6. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (2:12)
7. Pencil Neck Geek (3:34)
8. Time Warp (3:21)
9. King Tut (2:14)
10. Earache My Eye (5:24)
11. My Dead Dog Rover (2:23)
12. Dead Skunk (3:11)
13. Dead Puppies (2:15)

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time 1980’s

1. Eat It (3:22)
2. Fast Food (2:27)
3. The Curly Shuffle (2:59)
4. Bedrock Rap – Meet The Flintstones (3:04)
5. The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun (4:44)
6. Rock ‘N’ Roll Doctor (3:25)
7. Rappin’ Rodney (5:07)
8. Marvin I Love You (3:55)
9. The Scotsman (2:28)
10. Another One Rides The Bus (2:38)
11. Take Off (4:48)
12. Existential Blues (6:16)

The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time Christmas

1. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (3:10)
2. The Twelve Days Of Christmas (3:25)
3. I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (2:38)
4. Santa And The Satellite (3:03)
5. A Christmas Carol (1:50)
6. Green Christmas (6:57)
7. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (3:29)
8. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas (3:18)
9. Nuttin’ For Christmas (2:26)
10. Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly (2:32)
11. I’m A Christmas Tree (1:13)
12. Santa Claus And His Old Lady (6:30)

Dr. Demento Presents Greatest Novelty CD of All Time!

1. The Chipmunks – The Chipmunk Song (2:22)
2. Spike Jones & His City Slickers – All I Want For Christmas (3:10)
3. The Singing Dogs – Jingle Bells (1:45)
4. Allan Sherman – The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas (3:26)
5. Gayla Peevey – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (2:39)
6. Stan Freberg – Nuttin’ For Christmas (2:26)
7. Tom Lehrer – A Christmas Carol (1:47)
8. Elmo & Patsy – Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (3:32)
9. Yogi Yorgesson – I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas (3:16)
10. Bob & Doug McKenzie – Twelve Days Of Christmas (4:49)
11. Stan Freberg – Green Chri$tma$ (6:57)
12. Wild Man Fischer (Duet With Dr. Demento) – I’m A Christmas Tree (1:15)
13. Kip Addotta – I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (2:54)
14. Cheech & Chong – Santa Claus And His Old Lady (6:30)
15. Weird Al Yankovic – Christmas At Ground Zero (3:12)
16. Stan Freberg & Daws Butler – Christmas Dragnet (6:39)

Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection
CD1

1. Delicious! (3:10)
2. The Scotsman (2:28)
3. Junk Food Junkie (3:06)
4. Eat It (3:21)
5. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight) (2:31)
6. Wet Dream (5:09)
7. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) (2:50)
8. Wappin’ (3:03)
9. The Purple People Eater (2:16)
10. Monster Mash (3:14)
11. Cocktails for Two (2:59)
12. Transfusion (2:28)
13. Beep Beep (2:48)
14. St. George and the Dragonet (3:27)
15. Witch Doctor (2:22)
16. Gitarzan (3:17)
17. Earache My Eye (w- Alice Bowie) (5:23)
18. Dead Puppies (2:13)
    CD2
19. Dancin’ Fool (3:48)
20. Star Trekkin’ (3:37)
21. The Time Warp (3:20)
22. Masochism Tango (2:57)
23. The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun (4:42)
24. The Ballad Of Irving (3:28)
25. The Battle Of Kookamonga (2:40)
26. King Tut (2:13)
27. Der Fuehrer’s Face (2:40)
28. Fish Heads (2:27)
29. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (2:10)
30. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take (2:48)
31. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (2:12)
32. Surfin’ Bird (2:25)
33. Pencil Neck Geek (3:30)
34. Ti Kwan Leep-Boot To The Head (6:09)
35. Existential Blues (6:15)
36. They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (2:11)

Basement Tapes 1

1. It’s Alive (4:11)
2. Oral Hygene (2:58)
3. The Smallest Thing Known To Man (2:38)
4. The Baby Zone (2:32)
5. Moose In My House (2:52)
6. In 1492 Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blues (2:14)
7. Booger On My Beer Mug (1:43)
8. Hangover (3:28)
9. She Grabbed My Coconuts (3:26)
10. Take Me Out To The Ball Game (1:40)
11. My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan (2:52)
12. Ballad of Woody & Mia (2:00)
13. I Love You (2:28)
14. Baby I’m Dead (3:25)
15. Mutant Cows (2:41)
16. Late Bloomer (2:28)
17. They Don’t Wear Pants In The Southern Part of France (2:00)
18. Sushi Baby (1:20)
19. Road Kill (2:38)
20. Mrs. Fletcher (Help Me, I’ve Fallen) (2:14)
21. Rudy Rudy (3:36)
22. Freeze Dried Fido (1:45)
23. White Spots (2:10)
24. The Yum Yum Tree (3:56)
25. A Terrorist Christmas (3:30)
    . 26 Howie Nave – I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas (3:35)

Basement Tapes 2

1. When I Was a Dinosaur (2:45)
2. Happy Birthday (2:37)
3. High School Gym (2:14)
4. Eskimo (2:09)
5. I Wanna Fried Pie (2:14)
6. Dog with Plastic Stomach (2:14)
7. Giant Spiders (2:24)
8. We Eat Kitty Cats (2:53)
9. Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot (2:16)
10. BARF Construction (2:36)
11. Disco Toilet (2:35)
12. Bad Haircut (2:08)
13. A Trip to Jurassic Park (3:44)
14. I Got a Code in My Dose (3:25)
15. Dwarf Tossin’ (2:19)
16. 18 Wheels Later (3:33)
17. PC (Politically Correct) (3:59)
18. Crazy (1:59)
19. The Rag Rag (3:45)
20. Beer Gut (2:45)
21. Get Drunk with Dignity (2:20)
22. Thorazine Shuffle (4:18)
23. An Axl Christmas (2:17)
24. Let’s All Get Demented (3:08)
25. Ain’t We Crazy (2:54)

Basement Tapes 3

1. Down with V.E.G. (3:17)
2. Stress (3:30)
3. Lazin’ In The Shade (of the Information Superhighway) (3:38)
4. Thrill Seeker (2:31)
5. God Told Me To Rob The 7-11 (2:22)
6. Do The Picard (2:15)
7. Bald Guys (3:39)
8. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead (3:31)
9. Harley-Davidson Polka (3:37)
10. Rollerblading! (2:19)
11. Spring Fishin’ (4:07)
12. I Was Born About 10,000,000 Songs Ago (2:59)
13. We’re Rockin’ In The Rest Home (In The Year 2030) (3:37)
14. Has Anybody Seen Our Cat (2:41)
15. The Cat Song (1:48)
16. Dachshunds With Errections Can’t Climb Stairs (3:16)
17. If Pigs Had Wings (3:57)
18. Existential Blues Part Two (5:38)
19. Mr. Ghost Goes To Town (3:02)
20. Gridlock Christmas (3:35)
21. Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio (2:57)

Basement Tapes 4

1. Bulbous Bouffant (4:15)
2. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist (3:10)
3. Carrot Juice is Murder (3:25)
4. Cheerleaders on Drugs (2:58)
5. Stupid Day Job (4:01)
6. Daddy’s Money (3:12)
7. Lorena (2:44)
8. That’s Mathematics (1:44)
9. Let’s Blow Up The Tow Truck (2:42)
10. So Far So Good (2:18)
11. Anniversary Anthem (2:37)
12. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) (3:41)
13. 9 Coronas (2:24)
14. Blow ‘Em Away (3:03)
15. Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme (1:21)
16. T’ain’t No Sin (To Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around In Your Bones) (3:30)
17. Dead Elephant Dance (2:42)
18. Bonus track (2:33)
19. She Left Me for a Destitute Quadriplegic Because of the Good Sex (3:59)
20. ‘Lijah (6:00)
21. Sarah Jane (2:42)

Basement Tapes 5

1. Four Years of High School Spanish (1:59)
2. Squirrels (2:20)
3. Inbred Locals (2:37)
4. In My Country (1:51)
5. Eddie’s Apartment (4:06)
6. You’re A Hamburger (1:58)
7. The Harley Song (2:44)
8. Bonus Track (3:12)
9. It’s A P.M.S. Kind of Day (2:40)
10. Get Off The Phone and Drive (1:48)
11. Save the Beer (3:49)
12. Backwards XYZ’s (2:03)
13. Dungeons and Dragons (3:30)
14. Pull My Finger (4:06)
15. Duck Butter (3:24)
16. Fred, the Chicken Queen (4:04)
17. Doin’ the Incontinence Rag (3:41)
18. Janet Reno (1:35)
19. I’d Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads (2:52)
20. Do You Believe Me? I Do (2:36)
21. I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas (2:10)
22. Happy Whatever You’re Having (1:51)
23. No News, or What Killed The Dog (2:59)

Basement Tapes 6

1. Sweet Little Blossom of Mine (2:54)
2. Yoda (3:27)
3. Nobody Home (2:21)
4. Star Wars Cantina (2:57)
5. Rabbit Valley (3:20)
6. Some of My Best Friends are Straight (3:06)
7. Cats (3:13)
8. Co-dependency (2:03)
9. Party in Your Pants (3:00)
10. Avon in the Amazon (3:04)
11. Really Safe Sex (1:41)
12. Thomas Cat (3:19)
13. Insane and the Brain (3:44)
14. Ebonically (2:06)
15. UFO (3:38)
16. Dysfunctional Family Reunion (1:21)
17. My Granpappy Don’ Smoke No Grass (2:38)
18. Pyschic Voicemail Hotline (3:52)
19. Strange Departures (3:03)
20. Stroke It (4:03)
21. The Knuckle Song (5:42)
22. Serenade to a Maid (3:00)
23. Turn On the Heat (2:56)

Basement Tapes 7

1. They Look Alike, They Walk Alike (1:46)
2. Wax Covered Fuzzball (2:20)
3. Eat All the Old People (2:12)
4. Fart in an Elevator (3:32)
5. The True and Terrible Trials of Waldo the Dog (2:29)
6. Guitar Pill (4:27)
7. Party in the Parkin’ Lot (3:20)
8. Toxic Swamp (3:01)
9. The Cowgirl Song (2:39)
10. Me Like Hockey (3:32)
11. You’re So Mundane (2:34)
12. South Park Junkie (3:35)
13. Stop Talkin’ About Comic Books or I’ll Kill You (1:46)
14. Lesbians on TV (3:56)
15. Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta (1:38)
16. Let’s Get Branded (2:46)
17. Spot (2:26)
18. A Tale of the Ticker (2:44)
19. School Cafeteria (2:09)
20. Don’t Eat the Special (2:57)
21. Girls Don’t Fart (3:38)
22. Twinkies and Ding Dongs (5:31)
23. Small Brown Hill (3:25)
24. Doctor of Dementia (4:15)

Basement Tapes 8

1. Butt Scootin’ Doggie (2:44)
2. Meow, Meow, Meow (2:42)
3. I Am Cow (2:01)
4. I Like Your Skin (2:43)
5. But But But (2:01)
6. Liposuction (2:09)
7. Like ‘Pink’ But Not Quite (2:20)
8. Yard Sale (2:32)
9. 99 Dead Baboons (2:58)
10. Dig (1:59)
11. Hey Phantom Menace! (3:01)
12. Stupid (3:30)
13. Toe To Toe With The HMO (3:42)
14. Lie Lie Lie (2:57)
15. Jiggle The Handle! (4:20)
16. The Annoying Song (2:11)
17. Pachelbel (5:10)
18. Resthome Arizona (5:28)
19. March Of The Cuckoos (1:26)
20. Does The Spearmint Lose It Flavor (2:52)
21. Take Me Down (2:29)
22. The Piddlin’ Pup (2:56)
23. I’m Gonna Keep My Hair Parted (2:42)
24. You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman (1:53)

Basement Tapes 9

1. Corduroy Pants (2:26)
2. Ode To Playboy (3:10)
3. Bobbledy Breasts (1:19)
4. Inner Thoughts (3:14)
5. Martha Goes Camping (3:18)
6. Livin’ La Vida Broka (2:20)
7. Two For One Coupon (2:52)
8. I Love Rocky Road (Demo) (2:40)
9. One Note Song (2:36)
10. All My Favorite Drunks Have Given Up Drinkin’ (3:04)
11. Papa Woody (3:37)
12. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone (2:01)
13. Everytime I See A Pig (I Think Of You) (3:12)
14. Working Where The Sun Don’t Shine (2:08)
15. Smoker’s March (1:45)
16. I Wanna Ride On Shania’s Twain (3:02)
17. Debbie (2:19)
18. The Stalker (3:18)
19. HermAphrodite (2:50)
20. Medley Of Heartwarming Worm Songs (2:52)
21. Nashville Drive-By (3:10)
22. Piranha Women Of The Avocado Jungle Of Death (4:25)
23. Walter Wart, The Freaky Frog (4:28)
24. Will The Turtle Be Unbroken? (5:27)

Basement Tapes 10

1. Quidditch Ball Wizard (3:01)
2. Charliesomething (2:45)
3. First House (2:52)
4. Let Me Make You Smile in Bed (2:20)
5. Tonight is the Night (2:23)
6. She’s a Guy (3:38)
7. Winning the War on Drugs (3:09)
8. Crayfish (2:31)
9. Booger (2:48)
10. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around (Demo Version) (3:21)
11. We Got a Stick for That (3:28)
12. I’m Just Your Mom (3:13)
13. Penguin on the Telly (3:32)
14. The Horrible Movie Song (3:36)
15. Sex ‘n Violence (2:46)
16. I Want Sex (2:09)
17. The Window Cleaner (2:51)
18. Reinstalling Windows (2:09)
19. Email Legends (3:16)
20. Renting (3:50)
21. Suicide Hotline (3:30)
22. Pachebel (Live at Alcon) (4:27)
23. How the Grinch Stole Chanukah (3:16)

Basement Tapes 11

1. Those Two Dreadful Children (3:55)
2. Frank’s Not in the Band Anymore (3:40)
3. I Wish I Were (4:53)
4. Bad Influence (2:25)
5. Father-Dad-Poppa (1:16)
6. Peter Parker (3:23)
7. The Sorcerer’s Stone (3:34)
8. Bond Themes (3:39)
9. Dead Rappers (3:45)
10. Ghost in the Trailer (4:02)
11. Laundry (1:02)
12. Golden Fluddy Loaves of Love (2:09)
13. Ballad of the Big Buffet (2:46)
14. Quit Your Bitchin’ (3:11)
15. Baby Likes Burping (2:30)
16. Beer is Better Than Women (3:21)
17. Nigel (2:34)
18. My Favorite Record (2:24)
19. MCI (3:30)
20. Maybe (3:36)
21. What It Was, It Was a Strip Club (3:50)
22. Spaceships to the Rescue (2:54)
23. Pico and Sepulveda (2:30)

Basement Tapes 12

1. Robot Cat (3:18)
2. What Kind Of Cat Are You? (3:37)
3. The 90’s Song (2:27)
4. F. People (3:02)
5. The Starbucks Of County Down (2:33)
6. Teeth Clenched (4:41)
7. Get Off The Phone (3:12)
8. Patrick The Spoiler (2:14)
9. A Loan Again, Naturally (3:09)
10. I’m Goin’ Ugly Early Tonight (3:04)
11. Bear Shelves (1:21)
12. Hug Me (1:14)
13. Does This Make Me Gay? (2:56)
14. It’s All Been Done Before (2:37)
15. Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best (5:03)
16. The Legend Of Leslie, The Lesbian Lizard Of Lore (1:29)
17. Stealing Like A Hobbit (5:34)
18. Everything I Do (I Do With William Shatner) (2:52)
19. Rascal (4:58)
20. The Checks In The Mail (Demo) (3:27)
21. The Sounds Of Sinus (2:15)
22. Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Me? (3:27)
23. Morris The Moose (4:23)

Basement Tapes 13

1. She’s Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear (3:28)
2. White Trash Husband (2:37)
3. The Vapor Carioca (3:14)
4. What If Your Butt Was Gone (2:33)
5. Swift Kick In The Rear (3:11)
6. The Coffee Song (2:12)
7. The New Street People (Hot Weather Version) (3:28)
8. There’s Another Dumbass On The Mountain (3:02)
9. It’s Great To Be A Mortician (1:43)
10. Because We Can (2:44)
11. Lizard And Fish (2:32)
12. Bark Along With Cody (2:34)
13. Inner Voice (3:50)
14. Sirius Black (4:28)
15. Talk Like A Pirate Day (5:35)
16. The Spongy Dance (5:00)
17. Gotta Boogie (Placebo Records Version) (2:20)
18. Army Careers (3:12)
19. The Times They Haven’t Changed Much (2:12)
20. Great Idea for a Song (3:27)
21. Hot Point, Warm Heart (4:16)
22. The Freckle Song (2:40)

Basement Tapes 14

1. Opening Band (3:29)
2. Alone Again (3:56)
3. My Cat is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner (2:11)
4. Doug (1:57)
5. Halloween (2:38)
6. I Got Crabs From Darth Vader (3:01)
7. Dumbledore (3:51)
8. Spam (4:36)
9. Digging Machine (1:51)
10. The Guy Who Doesn’t Know Things (2:59)
11. I Like You (3:38)
12. Silo Inferno (3:40)
13. 2600 (2:37)
14. The Carbon Cycle (2:20)
15. Life (2:19)
16. Be Kind To Animals (1:38)
17. Aliens Really Stink (2:43)
18. Blue Man In A Red State (4:08)
19. What Scares You? (1:17)
20. Coroner And Knives (3:38)
21. My Clone Is An Idiot (3:05)
22. Why Do We Write Songs We Don’t Understand? (4:15)
23. Banana Oil (3:00)
24. You Don’t Take Your Showers (2:58)

Basement Tapes 15

1. Dubble Bubble Day (3:30)
2. Old Keith Richards (1:34)
3. The Villain Who Wears No Pants (0:39)
4. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (3:36)
5. You Don’t Know Jack (3:47)
6. Grandma Show Us Your Tattoos (3:34)
7. I Got Mail (2:27)
8. The Kids Are Finally Asleep (2:57)
9. Abstain With Me (3:42)
10. Taxidermal Therapy (2:29)
11. Eleven Saints (4:10)
12. Caffeine (1:59)
13. Iranian Uranium (2:41)
14. Welcome To Me (3:37)
15. Everybody Loves Flintstones (Bedrock Women #12 & #35) (2:41)
16. Earn Hollywood Earn (3:07)
17. Rainbow’s End (The Generic Irish Song) (2:39)
18. I’m Not A Girl (4:22)
19. Re: Your Brains (4:33)
20. Dear Santa (2:22)
21. Every Time You Stifle a Sneeze (4:23)
22. Just 5 Minutes (1:33)
23. The OKeh Laughing Record (2:46)

Dr. Demento’s 25th Anniversary
CD1

1. Smells Like Nirvana (3:45)
2. Heartbreak Hotel (2:18)
3. The Curly Shuffle (2:55)
4. Rubber Biscuit (2:07)
5. The Martian Boogie (4:19)
6. Fast Food (2:23)
7. Car Phone (4:19)
8. Highly Illogical (2:21)
9. One More Minute (4:03)
10. No, I Don’t Wanna Do Dat (3:17)
11. Dance of the Hours (3:33)
12. My Dead Dog Rover (2:19)
13. There’s a New Sound (2:24)
14. When I Was A Dinosaur (2:42)
15. The Old Philosopher (3:16)
16. Happy Boy (1:18)
17. Tip-Toe Thru’ The Tulips With Me (1:52)
18. Shaving Cream (2:45)
    CD2
19. Particle Man (1:57)
20. Sensitive New Age Guys (3:40)
21. The Hunting Song (1:46)
22. Achy Breaky Song (3:22)
23. In Heaven There Is No Beer (2:29)
24. I Gotta Get A Fake I. D. (3:07)
25. Peter The Meter Reader (2:31)
26. Everybody Wants My Fanny (2:09)
27. Entering Marion (4:00)
28. ‘Cause I’m A Blonde (2:16)
29. Leader Of The Laundromat (3:13)
30. Song Of The Sewer (2:38)
31. Mr. Custer (3:05)
32. Second Week Of Deer Camp (2:50)
33. Timothy (2:47)
34. Stardrek (4:53)
35. Three Little Pigs (4:22)
36. Moose Turd Pie (5:21)

Dr. Demento’s Country Corn

1. I’m a Nut (2:30)
2. Mississippi Squirrel Revival (3:44)
3. Achy Breaky Song (3:22)
4. Ode To the Little Brown Shack Out Back (3:06)
5. I’m My Own Grandpaw (2:15)
6. You Can’t Roller Skate In a Buffalo Herd (1:55)
7. When You’re Hot, You’re Hot (2:19)
8. Virgil and the $300 Vacation (3:29)
9. Colorado Cool-Aid (3:35)
10. May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose (2:26)
11. Saturday Morning Confusion (3:06)
12. The Credit Card Song (3:24)
13. I Like Beer (2:52)
14. Wildwood Weed (2:40)
15. Elvis Was a Narc (1:53)
16. My Jeans Are Too Tight (3:12)
17. The Streak (3:17)
18. Another Puff (4:08)

Holidays in Dementia

1. The 12 Pains of Christmas (3:37)
2. It’s So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas (2:30)
3. Gridlock Christmas (3:33)
4. It’s Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am (2:03)
5. Sant Claus Is Watching You (3:17)
6. Santa’s Lament (4:01)
7. Rusty Chevrolet (2:39)
8. Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year (3:14)
9. Christmas Wrapping (5:20)
10. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (2:55)
11. A Terrorist Christmas (3:29)
12. Stop The Cavalry (2:55)
13. The Pretty Little Dolly (3:27)
14. Hanukkah Rocks (3:52)
15. Hanukkah Homeboy (4:33)
16. Happy New Year (3:27)
17. New Year’s Resolutions (2:28)

30’th Anniversary Collection
CD1

1. Daffy Duck’s Rhapsody (3:08)
2. Yoda (3:54)
3. The Elements (2:00)
4. Deteriorata (4:26)
5. Charlie Brown (2:19)
6. Dungeons And Dragons (3:29)
7. Eskimo (2:06)
8. The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins (2:19)
9. Kill The Wabbit (2:14)
10. Stress (3:28)
11. On The Shoulders Of Freaks (2:50)
12. Bras On 45 (Family Version) (4:01)
13. Polka Dot Undies (4:29)
14. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini (2:22)
15. The Thing (2:17)
16. (How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or A Day At The Beach With Pedro & Man – Part 1 (4:32)
17. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota (6:48)
18. My Ding-A-Ling (Single Version) (4:16)
19. It’s A Gas (2:08)
20. I Want My Baby Back (3:22)
21. Last Will And Temperament (3:16)
    CD2
22. I’m The Urban Spaceman (2:22)
23. Bulbous Bouffant (4:14)
24. Another One Rides The Bus (2:36)
25. Hamster Love (4:16)
26. Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport (3:05)
27. Tennesse Bird Walk (2:52)
28. Dead Skunk (3:06)
29. You Were Speeding (1:58)
30. I Hate When That Happens (5:19)
31. Lumberjack Song (2:30)
32. Carrot Juice Is Murder (3:24)
33. The Little Blue Man (2:40)
34. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than Afrontal Lobotomy) (3:40)
35. Comin’ Back For More (3:52)
36. Smoke Two Joints (3:44)
37. Ice Box Man (6:17)
38. Telephone Man (1:59)
39. Rock And Roll Doctor (3:21)
40. Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapis (3:10)
41. Downtown (2:50)
42. Let’s All Get Demented (3:06)

The Very Best of Dr. Demento

1. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park (2:07)
2. Yoda (3:56)
3. The Scotsman (2:24)
4. Fish Heads (2:25)
5. Bulbous Bouffant (4:16)
6. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah! (2:49)
7. My Dead Dog Rover (2:21)
8. Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow (2:08)
9. Nanook Rubs It (4:38)
10. Star Trekkin’ (3:36)
11. Pencil Neck Geek (3:29)
12. Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head (6:08)
13. Marvin, I Love You (3:55)
14. The Smoke Off (6:30)
15. Dead Puppies (2:13)
16. Shaving Cream (2:45)
17. They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (2:11)

Dr Dementos Hits from Outer Space

1. Beam Me Up, Scotty (2:27)
2. Star Trekkin’ (3:35)
3. The Saga Begins (5:28)
4. Stardrek (4:54)
5. Do the Picard (2:14)
6. Carmen Miranda’s Ghost (2:22)
7. They’re Here (2:15)
8. Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth (2:22)
9. Banned From Argo (5:58)
10. The Ballad of William Robinson (2:53)
11. What’s Up Spock (4:50)
12. Star Trip (11:47)

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